Friday, January 15, 2010

Red Hat Society


Anyone know how we can celebrate being elitist and white and not get spit on in the streets? What if we wear goofy red hats and stupid boas? That should tip the scales of sympathy just enough in our favor that people don't punch us in the face for being the group of cunts that we really are right? I would put money down that 90% of these old bitches membership is made up of former sorority members. You're not important, no one feels excluded, you stink like moth balls and a lifetime of disappointment from your role poppin out kids and your desperate attempt to live it up is falling short because you have to lug an oxygen tank or 60 picutres of your grandkids everywhere you go. I fucking hate you old twats.

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