Thursday, December 31, 2009

Dane Cook

Los Angeles Galaxy v New England Revolution

Where do I even start? Why do people think you are funny? I really do not understand. Did I have to rush in (community) college to think your shtick is edgy/relevant/entertaining? Ok, so you sell out arenas packed with retards because you give them a cool finger thing they can all do. Wrestling and donkey shows also pack houses so let's move on to talent scale #2, your box office. So other than the one kids movie where you voiced a who or some shit, PeeWee Herman has been in a higher grossing movie than you. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET WORK?! Your face looks like someone punched Mark Walburg continuously with a fist made of feces sprinkled with razor blades. Just writing this makes me want to throw up. Can you up your coke habit and Brittany Murphy sometime soon?

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