Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Chris Martin

Coldplay Perform At Wembley Stadium

If drawing an "equal" sign on the back of your hand, etching Make Trade Fair into your piano, and naming your kids stupid shit like "Apple" and "Moses" make you cool, then hand me Xanadu and Clash of the Titans. You're not new, you're not unique, and you steal from people who are also fairly talentless. Do another Apple commercial to show how 'hip' and in with the kids you are, douche."Ah man, check me play Yellow on my acoustic". I'd rather be fucking dead. I'd rather observe my dick removed via chicken pecking and then be quizzed about it later than hear your bullshit rendition of this terrible band's song.

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